Texts from D Gray Man

(210): I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.

— Thank you sweetie I’m glad you like it ! 

(843): Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.

(805): I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.

(479): Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.

(248): Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.

(419): I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

Hi, admin here. I apologize for the lack of activity lately! I took a hiatus to sort out a few personal issues and completely forgot about this blog. However, as of today I’m back in action and hoping to get this blog up and rolling again. I’ve got a few things saved so I’ll be sure to get posts up shortly. Thank you those who stuck around during my absence, I’m actually shocked by how many of you there are. 

(619): went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.

(717): thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.

(856): in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

(918): I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.

(303): They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.

(801): The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance

(813): So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks

(215): Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

(316): There are 144 bottles of wine in my master's pantry. He just shrugged his shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.