Texts From Bennett

@textsfrombennett-blog

These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet. by the way, this blog is 100% real.

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Drunk People Discuss America’s Independence.... LOL

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Brand new fire ass music video. I got kicked in the head about 47 times trying to film this, so watch it please. This is all 1 take, and I’m really being held upside down here.

This guy raps faster than a microwave can pop a bag of popcorn. Watch this and share it!

This video is hilarious: Grandparents smoke weed then listen to Rich Homie Quan, 2 Chainz and Fetty Wap. PLEASE SHARE THIS VIDEO!

Guess who’s home from jail?

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Bennett wants to go into dentistry.

Buy the book that Joe Rogan called "hilarious!"

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Drake keeps getting me in trouble with Bennett. And now with his girlfriend, Mercedes.

Buy a copy of the new book to find out more about their tumultuous relationship!

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Bennett won't shut up about Drake!

Buy a copy of the book so I can afford to buy him more (non-Drake) CD's.

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"Who says books with street slang can only be told from an African American point of view? Bennett’s voice is authentically rough and he knows how to get by on any means necessary." --Library Journal (pick of the month)

Order a copy.

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Bennett on Church. Happy Sunday!

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My cousin Bennett needs a babysitter.

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One of the booksellers at a Barnes & Noble asked me if my book was just pictures of text messages from the blog. NO! It’s a colorful, lyrical narrative about life, love, race, and heartbreak. It’s funny, sad, and (hopefully) pretty damn provocative. If you want to get an idea of what it’s like…read Chapter 1, then read Chapter 3, and then buy a copy!

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My cousin Bennett on mail order brides (and penguins).

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Bennett on Team Edward.

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Bennett on race relations.

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Bennett on The Jonas Brothers

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Bennett on etiquette (and McDonald's).

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