werewolves, oh my!

(Stiles): Star Wars marathon and no pants.

(Scott): Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.

(Lydia): You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic. Does it help that he was really cute?

(Malia): That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure

(Peter): and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!

(Erica): I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type

(Ethan): It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s life-guarding at the club and every divorcee and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.

(Lydia): It’s officially “let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties” season. Needless to say the first date was a success.

(281): Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous.

(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him.

(832): You’ve been inside me, dude. There’s no such thing as TMI.

(804): Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin

(603): but with sex.