rp + texting your best friend

Stan: LMAO

Stan: I'm so sorry lmfao

Wendy: Stan.

Stan: You picked him.

Kenya: they're the same person omg

Eiji: I don't want to grow up.

Fuji: LMAO

Fuji: Eiji, Echizen is 20

Mori: With shinji.

Mori: He said hi and 3000 other things.

Kamio: Ah. Smoking?

Kamio: Hi Shinji.

Mori: Yeah and watching it snow.

Kamio: Well snow is nice to look at I guess.

Mori: It just comes out of nowhere.

Mori: Like we're trying to find where the snow starts.

Kamio: Bring whoever you want Mori.

Mori: Can i bring my dog?

Kamio: Kirihara brings his hamster idk

Niou: tell kenya kamio can do it faster and you'll get 2 cakes.

Marui: omg

Niou: if the ticket to your pants is cake i'll get you five.

Marui: That's. No.

Niou: i mean like 5 big cakes. 5 5 tier cakes.

Marui: Can't you just do that for me because we're friends.

Niou: can't you just lay me because we're friends

Marui: No!

Yuushi: ??

Kenya: remember when u let my iguana out

Yuushi: Kenya I'm going to punch you in the face the next time I see you.

Kenya: hahaha

Yuushi: I'm serious.

Renji: Yes?

Yukimura: Your dad called me

Renji: ...why?

Yukimura: He said it's my fault you're an alcoholic

Yukimura: It was along the lines of "I don't know how you managed to not die but I am assuming that's why you're living your life to the fullest, but please don't drag my son any further down than you already have. Thanks Seiichi ilu"

Renji: My dad is embarrassing. Am I really that bad? Aside from yesterday I've been sober for six days!

Yukimura: Lmfaoooo it's fine I fucking died laughing while I was talking to him and told him I was sorry for ruining your life and that I should call Gen's dad and apologize in advance before I get another call

Yukimura: All the drugs I'd never have done. All the alcohol I'd never have tried. These are my concerns

Renji: What a sad life.

Yukimura: It would have been. Yet my life is fantastic. Last time I came home wasted my dad said they should have put me in a coma

Renji: ....oh my god. lmfao that's amazing.

Yukimura: I told him I'd do it myself eventually

Renji: I'll join you.

Yukimura: And then Gen will have to explain

Yukimura: "It was for the best". And our parents would understand

Renji: Seiichi.

Yukimura: Why can't this fucking bird just learn how to fly

Renji: I wish I knew.

Yukimura: I am going to throw my phone out

Renji: My dad looked at me and said "drinking was a better hobby".

Yukimura: Genichirou is mad because Ssuke is good at it

Renji: I'm mad about that too, okay.

Sengoku: Daaaad whyyyy

Yukimura: ???

Renji: So apparently my exam is tomorrow.

Renji: Tuesday is the new Wednesday according to me.

Yukimura: Renji oh my god

Renji: Kill me I am fucked.

Yukimura: Study

Renji: I am but I'm throwing up.

Yukimura: ...lovely

Renji: What was I doing.

Renji: I also had to call my work and get today and tomorrow off and I think they might kill me.

Yukimura: You deserve this

Renji: I really do but where the fuck is your karma.

Yukimura: I'm the child of god I don't have bad karma

Renji: You should.

Yukimura: With

Fuji: Ughhhh

Fuji: So I went to the bar last night

Yukimura: Well that started badly

Fuji: And like yknow when you see someone after a while and you're like "oh god damn"

Fuji: Yukimura I don't have time for your attitude

Fuji: And then you forget about them after you're done at camp

Fuji: But they show up at a bar

Yukimura: Hahaha. Who are we talking about?

Fuji: I can't tell you we're not there yet.

Fuji: What do you do when you know someone you had no interest in, meet them again + go fuck I made a mistake, forget about them and then see them again years later when you're drunk making out with them at a shitty bar.

Yukimura: Cry

Fuji: I might

Yukimura: Yamato?

Fuji: ...I said we weren't there yet what's your problem

Yukimura: Hahaha

Fuji: I almost got laid last night and it took everything I had to stop myself

Fuji: I am totally not relationship material yet fml

Yukimura: Fuji omg

Fuji: Help me

Fuji: Is there a pause button for relationships

Yukimura: No

Fuji: There should be

Fuji: He looked at me and said "I missed my chance at U17 so how about we make it up now?" and Niou told me we had to go home

Yukimura: ...oh. Oh my god.

Fuji: I hate Niou.

Yukimura: I can't believe Niou made a good decision.

Shiraishi: You really are the worst best friend. What was I thinking.

Shiraishi: I mean you bleach your hair and you like rap.

Kenya: y do u hate me all of a sudden

Shiraishi: My mom called me a whore.

Saeki: That's it that's the whole essay

Sengoku: Yep.

Saeki: Thanks I hope I get 100%

Sengoku: np

Sengoku: Let's do each other's exams.

Saeki: LOL ok. What's yours on

Sengoku: Drugs.

Saeki: Excuse me

Saeki: I'll ace it

Sengoku: lmfao

Sengoku: Perfect

Saeki: I've done everything I've got your back

Sengoku: Tell me what an antipyretic does and we're good.

Saeki: You can't catch on fire

Sengoku: Yeah, the fireproof drug. Right on.

Sengoku: "Take this is you believe you're going to be set on fire."

Saeki: LMFAO

Saeki: Okay smartass what's it do

Sengoku: Gets rid of fevers my friend.