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“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Best type of character causes at least 50% of their own problems and then cries about it

not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

staring at his tits while he mansplains

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

god that's pathetic. do you wanna kiss ?

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

i need her so bad (a man covered in blood)

[with regard to a 45+ year old disheveled man] omg wife alert

he’s like my manic pixie dream girl but a middle aged man

covering up a murder together is such an underrated form of intimacy

well i'm no wizard but i can hit you with a wooden "beam" that immediately takes the effect of "give you a concussion"

i support bi rights. but more relevantly i support bi wrongs

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get