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so most ppl will only see a fraction of my statuses THEIR LOSS
11/30/2013

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Automated text: new fed law says we've gotta confirm u want texts from [restaurant]. Boo! Must reply OK to confirm consent 2 receive automated texts from us.
Me: Ok
Automated text: Thank you for confirming. Wheh. you still like us!
10/25/2013
Friend: Night project? :p
Friend: And isn't it super cold over there
Me: Suuuuuper awkward. For me at least. But also pretty cool
Friend: Why awkward?
Me: Yeah it's freezing outside.
Me: Because everyone is sleeping. Plus there's a naked area hahaha
Friend: Eh they're sleeping in there? Lol naked area? Don't they give u a twoel too? or buck naked ?
11/24/2013
Friend: Hey go to that party. Carpe diem. Or Yolo. Whichever u prefer
Me: Hahaha YODO too ;)
10/28/2013 about a party I didn't want to go to alone
Just the whole [Medical Term] thing... I hear medical terms and instantly my mind starts to break. ;D
12/01/2013

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Black Friday shopping? I guess nobody's as English as you. =P
11/29/2013
Friend: If you meant to call me, I was only getting echoes of my voice...
Me: Maybe my phone was trying to remind me I had friends :P
Friend: When your phone thinks your only friends are the figments of your imagination, that is probably a sad thing...
11/28/2013
I have a private teleporter, but no funds to text it. ... or repair it.
11/27/2013
Me: Remember the "evil" fiancee in the Parent Trap? She's been popping up in all these crimes dramas
Friend: It's because she's the evil fiancee!
11/25/2013
Me: Aww...well there are still phones and snail mail and telepathy ;)
Friend: No phones, snail mail and e-mail is okay. Pretty sure telepathy isn't advised... hahs
11/23/2013

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Me: My battery shows no bars. It's a zombie
Friend: It's okay! I'm prepared for a phone zombie-pocalypse! Maybe...
Me: What happens if a phone bites you?
Friend: Then you need to rework the wiring! That might just cure the zombification as well!
Me: (About 2.5 hours later) Hahaha zombie phone is still alive. I'm impressed
Friend: Perhaps you should marked it out and make millions!
11/16/2013
Me: Oh. Did you call me one day?
Friend: Accidentally! No worries, I hadn't been kidnapped and was calling for ransom money or anything.
11/16/2013
Me: Is this cold front you way of reminding me to donate? :P
Friend: Yes!!! I've called in my mother nature contact ;)
Friend: Do it or freeze!
12/06/2013
Friend: Btw since u did not start a [fundraising] team I need you to donate to my team... I don't care if it's $1 I need yo money!
Me: Whaaaattt I thought friendship was free ;P
Friend: Nope! Bahahaha!
11/27/2013
I will say you are a horrible horrible person for not starting a team on my [fundraising] page Just kidding I love you too much
10/13/2013

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Me: Are you hear safely? Or perhaps still flying? Is there even cell reception there? Since you can technically use electronics
Friend: Just arrived! Way to be psychic ;D
Friend: also *here xP
Me: Well you should hear safely too :P eardrums are fragilec. Yay!
Me: Safely* hahaha yay brain autocorrect
12/12/2013
Friend: i have stories too! ;P
Me: Ooooh stories :"
Me: That was supposed to be a :D hahaha
Friend: that was a delightfully perplexing emoticon haha
11/30/2013