Dec 21, 2013
Just the whole [Medical Term] thing... I hear medical terms and instantly my mind starts to break. ;D
12/01/2013
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Just the whole [Medical Term] thing... I hear medical terms and instantly my mind starts to break. ;D
12/01/2013
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Black Friday shopping? I guess nobody's as English as you. =P
11/29/2013
Friend: If you meant to call me, I was only getting echoes of my voice...
Me: Maybe my phone was trying to remind me I had friends :P
Friend: When your phone thinks your only friends are the figments of your imagination, that is probably a sad thing...
11/28/2013
I have a private teleporter, but no funds to text it. ... or repair it.
11/27/2013
Me: Remember the "evil" fiancee in the Parent Trap? She's been popping up in all these crimes dramas
Friend: It's because she's the evil fiancee!
11/25/2013
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Me: Aww...well there are still phones and snail mail and telepathy ;)
Friend: No phones, snail mail and e-mail is okay. Pretty sure telepathy isn't advised... hahs
11/23/2013
Me: My battery shows no bars. It's a zombie
Friend: It's okay! I'm prepared for a phone zombie-pocalypse! Maybe...
Me: What happens if a phone bites you?
Friend: Then you need to rework the wiring! That might just cure the zombification as well!
Me: (About 2.5 hours later) Hahaha zombie phone is still alive. I'm impressed
Friend: Perhaps you should marked it out and make millions!
11/16/2013
Me: Oh. Did you call me one day?
Friend: Accidentally! No worries, I hadn't been kidnapped and was calling for ransom money or anything.
11/16/2013