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Homeschooling parents have such profound beef with homeschooled adults who speak negatively about being homeschooled that it becomes abundantly clear the homeschooling parents know they’re going their kid a disservice and are incredibly sensitive about it.

it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.

feeling unhappy with my desktop on my laptop. Maybe i need a game or two and 5 shots of straight vodka followed by a 330ml can of regular red bull to make me feel better about it

why is the screenshot underwater

if you're younger than team fortress 2 you're a gimp 😉

I can confirm I love being sent mp3s of songs it's my favourite especially when it's an mp3 of a pikmin cover

hate when i said I'm a Minecraft Steve enthusiast i dont mean that white fuck jack black in a blue shirt fuck that guy, i meant the original classic one from the game, hate that movie with a burning passion get that thing AWAY from me

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my friend #myfriend

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

HELP WHAT IS THIS😭😭😭

@texas-jessnikoff you a few days ago

omg that's actually so me

STOP WATCHING TIKTOK ON THE BUS WITHOUT HEADPHONES YOU ARE A GROWN ASS ADULT

It’s crazy how homophobes/transphobes are always like “I don’t think gay and trans people should exist in public. How do I explain them to my child?” and gay and trans people are like “Oh okay, I can do it for you. Sometimes boys like other boys and girls like other girls. Sometimes people are told they’re a girl as a child but realize they’re actually a boy or something in between a boy and a girl or no gender at all and vise versa.” and then they ban the books explaining these extremely simple concepts in child friendly terms.