My Life As Texas

I love how everyone upon first meeting Aloy is like "hm. she's a bit odd, must be a nora thing." and then smash cut to a few minutes later and they're like "oh, she's insane actually."

Philomena Cunk is the hero our world needs <3

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

My top surgery was performed by a pride demon while in the fade and that's just something we're gonna have to live with