Constanzia Tessio

Tess would quite like Sonny, I think. I mean, she wants him for her cousin, Lia, tbh bc she wants her cousin to have everything she ever wanted plus some tbh buuuuut I can see her having a good time with Sonny bc idk I feel like they're pr similar in alot of ways. Certainly, they can both be rash which might be a bit dangerous, but then Tess likes a little danger, too. HAHAHAH

"You, sir, are an inspiration."

• Wild child • Was well into the rebellious stage by the time her mom died • Never really got over it???? • Hero-worshipped her bio dad into some perfect imaginary figure???? • Probs would’ve felt worse if she’d ever met her dad and he’d turned out to be human and not a perfect imaginary figure himself • But that is not how Tess sees it don’t bring that up if you value your life lbr • Lia is a super goddess do not besmirch her good name • Basically Tess aspires to be just like her?????? • In that she’s not v emotionally healthy probs way closer to the mark than she thinks • Pree laid back, will drink cheap beer with you into the night and talk about cars??? • Total tomboy • Wants adventure • Lots of street smarts – I mean girl ran away from fostercare, evaded the system, and ran to a legit mob???????? • Still she cleans up nice bc she is super pretty and lbr she totes knows it • She just wants to have a good time and not really ~think or get bogged down • NEEDS COnsTANt STImULAtION • Bored soooooo easily and then she starts to think about all the shitty decisions she’s made and things she’s done boo • Would much rather do more dumb shit #YOLO • Will talk shit about her mom but secretly misses her everyday of her life • Regrets how she treated her step dad also secretly • V excited about working for the Morettis!!!!!! • Everyday she gets closer to being more like Lia • Ok but Lia is basically the best thing ever – Lia saved her from a terrible life, Lia is a total badass, Lia is fierce and independent and fiercely independent, Lia doesn’t let anything slow her down or stop her • HerO-wORsHIp • Wants to be tough????? • V quirky tho like whoa • She will smoke like a smokestack and sing working on the railroad while working with engines • MAKES GOOD LIFE CHOICES • Probs does not know how to use that gun she’s toting half as well as she’d like you to think she does • Thinks the Moretti boys are totes hot (except Sonny – Sonny is Lia’s property for life – Tess’s first thoughts about Lucy were: DIEBITCHDIE) • Really likes the gangster life AT LEAST THEY’RE A FAMILY OK • Likes sportscars, cigarettes, whiskey, dares, hot boys • Actually v sensitive shhhhh • Acts tough and she actually is but in a different way than she seems • You’d never know that she pushes herself v hard • Basically just wants to lie back and enjoy life • Mostly just bemused by the people around her • WILL LAUGH AT YOU • Unless you’re alfonso moretti • Likes to mess with people a lot tbh • Lies with a straight face • Thinks 97% of life is HILARIOUS • Like v dark, inappropriate sense of humor • DO NOT TAKE HER TO A FUNERAL • Actually hates sad things, would rather laugh • Probs thinks you are dumb???? But she doesn’t mind bc she’d really just like to put her feet up with a cold beer and have a nice long laugh • V low maintenance • Has commitment issues in romantic relationships • V dedicated worker – she’s ambitious in her own way and is v dedicated to doing things she likes • Was def a con woman for awhile may or may not have already swindled you without you even realizing it????? • Will blare her stereo and sing along • Doesn’t do well with cold weather it’s v new to her • Actually kinda sad person but actually sweet in her own way • She knows suffering and she doesn’t like to think she’s caused it for ppl she loves • Has trouble admitting openly that she’s wrong but will show it in other ways if you look for it • FUCK THE SYSTEm • Sarcastic 99% of the time • Can find something to laugh at in just about anything she is to dark humor what Chris Traeger is to putting a good spin on things • Likes to listen to marina and the diamonds and chew gum and laughs at people when they fall down • “HAHAHA that was dumb” • but if she tells you that you’re dumb with a smile she probs likes you • will probs attempt to sass you • kinda wants to get to know you????? Don’t be offended by her laughter???? She just thinks its better to laugh than cry and being amused is 70000000% better than being bored • plus she has met some ~*~weirdos~*~ in her life and decided to revel in it • life gave her lemons she made lemonade ok • likes engines better than most people tho • “Engines are straight forward. They don’t have ulterior motives: they just want to run.” • Owes the Morettis for having an actual good life, won’t forget it • “Forgiveness and forgetfulness aren’t synonyms.” • Pree extroverted • Likes rock and roll a lot • Frowns a lot • Actually makes lots of weird expressions like OMG WTF WHATEVER SHIT DUMB • Eyebrows will judge you • Is always thinking • Likes puzzles and figuring them out, part of why she likes being a mechanic • Sooooo not afraid to get dirty • Is a total slob tbh • But she is actually pree vain – mostly bc her looks have been a tool that’ve helped her get thru things • Cue Use What I Got by Lucy Woodward • Doesn’t really have anything against the connoghans herself but since the morettis are against them she is by default • Mostly as a mechanic she’s kinda out of those things tho…atm • Likes anyone who will laugh or joke with her, basically • Likes travel and seeing/experiencing new things • Loves nyc sooooo much going on there • Probs doesn’t quite realize just how deep in she’s gotten bc she doesn’t take life srsly enough to pay enough attention • V impulsive • More thoughtful than she seems • “The fact that you are legally my mother makes my life” –Tess to Lia every damn day • -"bitch" -"jerk"