Salty Savages

Adults, jokingly: Okay kids, don’t burn the island down while we’re gone

chapter 2:

The quality’s crappy, the lyric video is crappy, but as promised here is the lotf song! Well…it’s not actually about lotf, but it’s heavily inspired by it (parts of the song could definitely seem like one or more of the lotf characters is talking though, besides just me). I could give an explanation as to why this song was written the way it was, but I’m just gonna let you interpret it for yourself :) Also using headphones will give you the best sound quality, but parts of the song will still sound *sharp* or *muffled*. There’s nothing I can do about that, I don’t actually have proper recording equipment (oops). Hope you enjoy anyway though!

Ralph and Piggy: ‘All hail the magic conch!’

Ralph: 'It took us THREE DAYS to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!’

Piggy: 'We’re just a clever visual metaphor to personify the abstract concept of thought.’

Jack: 'I’m ugly and I’m proud!’ (Also 'F is for fire that burns down the whole town.’)

Roger: 'This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness!’