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The Barbie marketing team has done their job so well that they ended up also doing most of the promotion of an entirely different film

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culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

nevergenders-moved

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

scumbagsblog

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

likeits1995

SO PROUD

ghost--ranger

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

crimezi

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

stars-for-thought

We will all protect the small one.

cover-your-ears

I stan

keithiskogained-deactivated2019

it got better!!

babygoose-deactivated20240106

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

raccooncryptidd

If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.

Couldn’t face eyebrow pencil this morning so I look like an alien. Look at that white streak in my hair, though. https://www.instagram.com/p/ClHOSEBvfs6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

When superglue gel squirts into your finger, you get this. I assume letting it dry BEFORE trying to peel it off will result in the least mess? WE SHALL SEE. https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck6zymPPTAk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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tessanovak

Omg I had this book!

NaNoWriMo 2021

In which I share a made-up book cover instead of actually working on my book.

Yes, I’m doing it again. I’m working on an idea I had a couple of years ago. It began with this sentence: He’d been intending to eat the kitten. But why, Tessa? Why would you write such a thing? You love cats! I do love cats. And – spoiler alert – he doesn’t eat the kitten. (OR DOES HE.) (He doesn’t.) This is my first time writing from a boy’s perspective, and so far it’s been fine – probably…

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#nanowrimo

cheshirelibrary

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

vintageinstepford

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal. Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish. I have everything I need and then some. So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte. Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

raining-skies

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

I found this little jerk on the ground outside my old basement apartment a year or so ago. He was originally an earring. He's been stepped on and he rattles. I love him. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqf-hLWnzET/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=18ztkkj8iufy8

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rainbowrowell

About Baz:

I’ve had a few people asking me lately about Baz’s race and Egyptian heritage. Let me answer that question by telling you more about what I was thinking while I was writing Carry On.

Actually I’m going to go back to when I was writing Fangirl. That’s when I decided that Baz looked a lot like Andrew Ridgeley – also known as the member of Wham! who is not George Michael. (This guy ⬇️, on the right, with the blond highlights.)

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tessanovak

This does not mess with my headcanon, but rather confirms that Rainbow Rowell and I share a brain. (Except in mine, Baz looks a lot more grumpy and imperious.)

#andrew ridgeley for life

probablyvampirerpgideas

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

anachronistic-cat

… can i use that phrase irl?

probablyvampirerpgideas

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

the-argumentative-viper

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

nuttersincorporated

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

bardbreakfast

Reading these is like literary whiplash

rubyetc

scriiiiiiiinch

tessanovak

I have a need.

elucubrare

I don’t know who first spelled the name as “Guinevere,” but I’m forever thankful that it’s the form in most common use, because other options include “Guanhumara” “Guennuuar” “Gahunmare” and “Wenneuereia”

kuttithevangu

thanks to whichever medieval person decided it was time to stop calling the queen by random horse noises

gahdamnpunk

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

knitmeapony

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

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writerswritecompany

Quitter Strips

angelicguy

why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that

looking4myson

there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you

angelicguy

100 percent fine with that

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