Terrifying People

today I bring you VizankoJim.jpeg almost threw up my soda when this one slammed onto my screen. VizankoJim.jpg thin glasses so small they sneak up on you. Round eyeballs like little baseballs (his favorite sport). Simple hair for a complex man eyebrows thinning but hair stays thick and gold swooshed to the side like a man of finance. clenched lips means he might be hiding something maybe holding back from telling you the email you sent was a big mistake. "This is the guy who sees you have food in your teeth but doesn't say anything, just gawks. Take a picture!” - Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU

Another tif file very rare. this one is very tan skinned with large eyes like a japan cartoon character. nostrils flaring up like hes ready to yell at his co worker for drinking his coffee but that cup didnt hav his name on it so how would you know its his. not your fault. floral pattern tie, popular with the office bad boys, speckled peppery hair like george clooney in space. looks like hes smiling upside down he wasnt ready for picture day at the office or maybe hes trying to get his badboy look across to his coworkers and make the boss give him a big raise by spooking him. nice skin though. maybe too nice makes you wonder what hes doing to have such nice skin at such and old age.

hello friends this is d_org.jpg. reminds me of a bug i found As a boy. kept him in a box for a few weeks then he got out an scared everyone. Nice Jacket on thi s guy but no tie means no good, glasses hiding those scary wet eyes. teeth big, white for munching on bagels in the morning at his desk. stained a little bit yellow from the coffee he cant go without. hair Parted no gel. Looks like dollhair almost fake thick strands like pieces of hay. you dont want to get between d_org at work. hes like the guy who hits the candy machine when the candy gets caught on the hook, gets very angry without his candy bagels and coffees.

I am spooked no sleep tonight. My friend Sambito tells me this man spooks his bones.

Here he is Gidney_Website.jpeg, a very nice one. Pasted round face on a potato shape of a head. Features are ripe with flavors I've never set eyes on before. Multicolored cheeks for a multi-talented man. Portfolio shows he was a trained nurse, football jock man in college, and a banker. White teeth like little pearls you'd give to your secretary girl secretly for her birthday but she'll never know its you... hehehehe. Nose with the shape of a pear, and a sweet little mustache beard 5 o'clock shadow combo that is neatly trimmed into a movie star style. Gidney is a strange but wonderful combo.

Cant stop too many

Gotta work, update soon gotta search the web.

three sixes in the name this boy goes too far, image straight from the dark lord himself. A horror of a jpeg witha  crooked smile and neck much too long to hold up his large round slender skull. Looks like he was a big chess player at one point in his life, dont touch his trophies though, he'll grab your arm with his sweaty warm hands and yell no with a breath full of stink.

3509.tga boy whatta glitch. This ones got something big and scary going on at the bottom. Probably came through one of Morgan freemans wormholes on the history channel. Rarity indeed but man does he look like a crusty one. Hair too white for me, blinding my little eyeballs behind my glasses at night. Cant stand his fake slimy smile. Nose as big as South America, eyes like a boring dog. UI bet this man smells like flowers though, nice floral patterrn tie means he has good taste in aftershave liquids. Not an old spice man, more expensive than that. Maybe Gorgi Armano.

“Coulsen was once the most popular synth pop artist in germany until he put his picture on one of his albums. This album was banned in every country.” - Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU

“When he was a kid he got hit with a brick right on top of his eyes and it permanently shifted his face down.” - Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU

Found this ancient alien scum deep down when i accidentally logged into my old NASA employee files... Born from stardust inside a black hole, scottygoestospace.jpeg is a being of intergalactic travels. Scaly alien monster taking the form of an even more terrifying man. A layer of slime coats his face to give him his sticky looks. Ancient alien at heart. Early achievements include creating pyramids, and teaching old human civilizations science. Owner and operator of a massive planetarium on earth, and galactic king on a distant planet. Scotty is one of a kind, a real star child.

I’d just like to thank all of you again for liking my nice blog. ~Percy

Ooh I woke up early to do my Powerpoints. But got a whole slew of new followers. Yum yum, Friday update extra special post. Mark-Muller.jpeg searching for a man in purple that my boy liked when he was young. Instead I find this crusty purple man. Yuck. Teeth look fake, like a gumball machine grin. Eyes as plastic as that chin. Lots of facial reconstruction on this man. Hairline like a vice president of sales. But against that plum color of a background he's no good. You know you can't trust Mark Muller because his eyeballs are lifeless. Probably the type of guy in the office that eats stinky tuna fish on Tuesdays and spends all week playing solitaire instead of doing his papers.

DILTS.jpeg Lil spooky, got rings around his eyes like a ghoul from a scary video. Big yellow teeth for chomping your hands off. Spiky red hair for sticking to walls. Nose caveman style.

Been studying this image for a day or two. QUASAR.axd strange file type for a strange man. Pumpkin head oh so round. Carved his own face as a child. He made himself a monster because he loved spooking people. Eyes like a fish so he can see you underwater. No need to fear sharks at the beach, QUASAR is a much more violent creature.

"Herman J is an entirely wrinkle-based life form." - Matthew Sambito; PHD in Terrorology, GabeNU