Disco inferno

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

Im horse but opposite

If I'm living too long without laying down, I will die

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

the project hail mary universe is one of the only ones out there where orpheus turning around actually saved eurydice btw

Its actually so important to me that Ryland Grace is a teacher. Not a professor, not someone at the top of their field teaching the smartest people, but a middle school science teacher. Of course he figured out how to communicate with an alien in under a day. His main expertise is explaining complex subjects to a group that doesnt have the vocabulary or context to fully understand them. He knows exactly how to simplify things down to its core principles without sacrificing any of the scientific logic. And he knows how to do it without having to throw around hyperspecific terminology.