Terrible Cotrk Takes

This fandom is huge and yet no one in it gives Amos Byrne the credit he deserves as an intricately created foil character for Dr. Saltweather without whom Saltweather's repentance arc is empty and means nothing. Like, the Borlath and Petrello coding is right there

Dagbert’s mother and adoptive mother both make magic items. Therefore, Dorcas, as a magical craftsperson, is symbolically Dagbert’s mother and the legions of Dorbert shippers should be cancelled 

Everything the five evil children did was entirely justified because they were only living up to their names. I mean, seriously. Wyborn. You can't name someone "why born?" and then not expect him to act in ways which beg that question

Dorcas went evil because she didn't have any friends? Tsk, this wouldn't have happened with Silvester Moon around

Gabriel should have ended up with Emma because their first letters are the same as Guanhamara and Enrico

Katya is evil because she's forcing Dagbert to become a smith even though his endowment puts out fires. She is knowingly and maliciously setting him up for failure

Gabriel is, in fact, a horde of gerbils in a trench coat. They disguise this by pretending any part of the trench coat which protrudes from their school clothes is a fashion statement and dejectedly saying, "You don't like it?" if anyone brings it up

More people should be like Harken he sets a great example

Solomon the Boa should have strangled someone. for variety