I make terrible things

She came, she saw, she became ungovernable

Sometimes I wonder if I’m a little too niche.

STRT!!!!

If there's a better bar song out there, I have yet to hear it. Get your shirts, tees, stickers etc. here.

Mine is more accurate and much less than $99. See for yourself!

Do you guys remember that Great British Bake-Off episode where Julia wanted to make a cute snail out of bread, but it ended up looking like a wiener, and nobody could keep a straight face, and Paul laughed so hard he almost cried? That was like my favorite GBBO moment.

Does anyone else remember when Jerry played chess against himself dressed as his brain and his dick? Jerry dressed as his own dick has very little merch. I fixed that problem.