wouldn't it be funny if i actually had been lying to everyone and i was actually 16 and the way you found out was that i had another growth spurt that pushed me solidly into #tall territory. i would be careful if i were you

two seasoning packets in the instant ramen this morning #omen

not really triggered by the concept from the angle of "despises one's birth" or "finds celebrations meaningless social contrivances", but earlier i did get really upset looking at pictures of my 17th birthday. what if you had one day where you had to be nice to your child. just one day. let's make sure to record it. molestation by contrast

i don't care about discourse. i can just softblock everyone who engages with it and move on. lalalala. i don't care about discourse