𝓐𝓫𝓲𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓵/אביגיל

hi still dead broke and this is due tomorrow. cant drive my car without insurance. please help if you can

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

im not asking for much here

Apparently I am a Puppygirl, I cannot confirm or deny this allegation.

BREAKING: Jay-Z reportedly "down to 83 problems", on track for 80 by end of year

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich