YIPPIE

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

Surely a little venomous stinger sex can’t hurt

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,