My relation with the couch is complicated

grace is aroace

grace is eva stratt's idiot boytoy

grace is eva stratt's idiot boytoy (QPR)

grace is gay for markiplier

grace is gay for carl

grace is gay for rocky

grace is in a qpr with rocky

grace is in a qpr with rocky and adrian

grace is gay for rocky, adrian AND simon

ok awesome, tumblr decided to just send my post into the void so here we go again:

elli came free with simon, meaning when he first woke up, he threw up a clump of flesh and… ta-daaaa! small elli materialized on our plane of existence.

simon is like the dad who didn’t want a cat, he kept his distance from her while grace figured out wether they could keep her around safely or had to throw her out into space (which he reaaaally didn’t wanna have to do, i mean, look at her cute lil legs!! she’s such a good, wiggly, little girl!!). once they were sure she wasn’t dangerous simon warmed up to her pretty quickly.

The top option is a platonic relationship.

The second option is a gay crossover ship.

The fifth option is a ship between two alien monogendered rocks that’s mentioned in passing with a character we never meet.

The sixth option is also a crossover situation, but it’s not a ship and instead a twin brother AU.

Said sixth option is ABOVE an actual canonical relationship (and its romantic interpretation).

Tfw you forget there's term for it, on account of the amnesia

i know rocky still technically got to play with the measuring tape in the movie but the way it happened in the book always makes me smile when I read it. :]