Don’t ask me to smile in pictures because I will look like this 100% of the time.

blake kathryn
i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
Keni

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@tenoutoftennis
Don’t ask me to smile in pictures because I will look like this 100% of the time.

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ORCHESTRA STEREOTYPES
FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:
FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:
OTHER VIOLINS:
VIOLAS:
CELLOS:
DOUBLE BASSES:
OBOES:
#tuning
FLUTES:
CLARINETS:
BASSOONS:
HORNS:
(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)
TRUMPETS:
TROMBONES:
TUBA:
TIMPANI:
OTHER PERCUSSION:
cute names for ur newborn child
yeehaw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hte Spaghetti
lil shit
swiggity swoner i have a boner
genocide
come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late
how is that pronounced
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Countries that do not use the metric system.
Yeah, we’re dumb.
hah so mr o'connell was talking in class about how he isn't gonna make the chilluns memorize imperial system thingies because only the US and liberia don't use the metric system and he wondered if any other countries did and i didn't think so but now i know that myanmar doesn't as well! so hah im smarter than mr o'connell not really though

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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
[@donald_faison/@zachbraff]
aweirdspeciesofbeauty:
#MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER

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Throw Me a Fish? Please? Pretty Please?
Via Stu
fitting for the day i receive my paycheck
Anti-Semites Love Ryan Braun's Suspension
Over the past 24 hours, hardcore anti-Semites, garden-variety bigots, and all-around morons alike have jumped at the chance to tell the world about their anti-Semitism or just make jokes about Jews.
The occasion? Ryan Braun’s suspension from Major League Baseball.
The Huffington Post put out their Top 10 Most Anti-Semitic Tweets earlier today, but they didn’t even get the worst ones (which are, of course, going to be Holocaust-related) and at least one of the tweets in their Top 10 might not even be anti-Semitic. They missed these, for example:
Anyhow, I grabbed just a handful for this post, leaving aside all the ones that simply called Braun a dumb or stupid Jew or that made the same stupid joke about Jews being terrible at sports (of which there are a great many).
Now, you’re always going to have tweets from these geniuses, of course:
But a great many of the other authors of these tweets, interestingly, are posting under their real names, from accounts with an actual picture of the person and sometimes even a location:
One of the real virtues of Twitter is that it can show you, in real time, how much progress we haven’t made. There are a whole lot of terrible bigots out there, but Twitter makes it easy to see whenever you need a reminder.
If you ever want to have faith in the future of the human race - don’t use Twitter.
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Otter Naps Hugging His Log
Via Alexandru Stoian