Ten out of Tennis

FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:

FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:

OTHER VIOLINS:

VIOLAS:

CELLOS:

DOUBLE BASSES:

OBOES:

#tuning

FLUTES:

CLARINETS:

BASSOONS:

HORNS:

(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)

TRUMPETS:

TROMBONES:

TUBA:

TIMPANI:

OTHER PERCUSSION:

yeehaw

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hte Spaghetti

lil shit

swiggity swoner i have a boner

Throw Me a Fish? Please? Pretty Please?

Over the past 24 hours, hardcore anti-Semites, garden-variety bigots, and all-around morons alike have jumped at the chance to tell the world about their anti-Semitism or just make jokes about Jews.

The occasion? Ryan Braun’s suspension from Major League Baseball.

The Huffington Post put out their Top 10 Most Anti-Semitic Tweets earlier today, but they didn’t even get the worst ones (which are, of course, going to be Holocaust-related) and at least one of the tweets in their Top 10 might not even be anti-Semitic. They missed these, for example:

Anyhow, I grabbed just a handful for this post, leaving aside all the ones that simply called Braun a dumb or stupid Jew or that made the same stupid joke about Jews being terrible at sports (of which there are a great many).

Now, you’re always going to have tweets from these geniuses, of course:

But a great many of the other authors of these tweets, interestingly, are posting under their real names, from accounts with an actual picture of the person and sometimes even a location:

Otter Naps Hugging His Log