We're Gonna Dig Up The Sky Tonight

thegentlemanwitch

note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this

I cried

This is so oooo cute !!And so sad! I wanna adopt a cat so bad

people with periods

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

Amazing

Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

this is a nice post

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

I went to a concert alone and the 3 girls next to me were drunk and one of them sat by me and goes “you’re here alone” and i said yes and she goes “no you’re not! yo’re with us!” and turns to her friends and goes “she’s with us now she’s our friend” and then continued to apologize for being drunk while telling me i was pretty

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.