Tenkai Texts

(607):  I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of “Yeah I’m probably not doing this right”

(651):  News update:  stealing a playground is harder than it looks.

(630):  At some point the phrase “I’ve hit rock bottom” stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life

(423):  I don’t think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.

(909):  flash back:  i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart

(603):  Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.

(205):  If I die, sorry about rent.

(306):  Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment

(774):  Dude we need to hang out soon.  I'm in the mood to get arrested again.

He's wrong.

(702):  logically I know I should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while I study

(585):  The Twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.

(484):  dad is drunk texting us pictures of bread

(651):  Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house

(484):  My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake...buttermilk icing.

(905):  ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event.  Start saving up the proper supplies.  That is all.

(509):  In local news “Man Stabbed With Golf Club” next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...