Archie!!

When I was in highschool, I made up a random theory that Ronaldo from Steven Universe grew up to become Ron from GTA V....... Not just because they have similar names, but..... Just, if you watched Steven Universe and also played GTA V, just imagine Ronaldo, a teenage boy who who believes in different conspiracy theories, growing up decades later to still believe in even more bizarre conspiracy theories, and become really unhinged as hell and eventually moving out to a desert where he now hosts a radio show talking about them, and it's clear listening to him that he's become batshit crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and his best friend/business partner is a severely mentally unstable methhead who may or may not be a cannibal