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If you are wearing a belt with watches on it, you have a waist of time

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It doesn’t matter what generation ur from we’re all stupid

"If Isaac Newton was so smart then how come he's DEAD?

-PewDiePie

#explain this #pewdiepie #pewpew #science

So I saw a guy at the Airport who was carrying a sign that said "I thought I had a drinking problem so I quit thinking" and that's so me, can we pls be friends?

"If I wanted to be sober I wouldn't have gotten drunk."

- Rick & Morty

#rick and morty

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What's an emo doing winter sports?

-an eskimo

#im hilarious #im sorry #pun #im so smart

I didn't come to this party, it just randomly formed around me.

#party #that awkward moment

"In 500 meters, use the second from left lane to turn right on Park Street, then do a back flip and sacrifice your first born child."

#that escalated quickly #sacrifice

h3ckn0

It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend

#girlfriend #boyfriend #love #relationship

We only accept cash and pain.

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Movie scene that turned me on for whatever reason #001

Movie: Now You See Me

Scene: The look on Daniel's face when he makes out with that groupie girl and says "I'll see what I can do."

#movies #jesse eisenberg #now you see me #weird

When you kill a friend is that called homiecide?

burntohell

#marilyn manson

lifestooshorttolastlong

What do you do when you can’t pluck your eyebrows bc you forgot your tweezer and can’t buy a new one bc you’re broke af? You use your pocketknife and cut them into the right shape

tendaysleft

You might also have a fcking awesome goth friend who will pluck them for you 😁❤️

mabylc

me: not today, satan

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

#satan

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Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun until you know what both things are.

#fun #sarcasm

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