washed-up has-been

question! if a human gets simultaneously bitten by a vampire, a zombie, and a werewolf, what's the end result?

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

I LOVE WEED AND WATCHING THE CREEP TAPES I LOVE IT HERE LIFE IS WORTH LIVING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

for being a show with "barely any mistakes" and where "everything is intentional" i saw a lot of fucking mistakes and coincidences

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat, to the shit that makes you scream