In My Check It Era

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

a bridge really hates to see Nathan Drake and Elena Fisher coming

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

the suspense of the orange stuff with logan is KILLING ME by the way . orange side reveal is gonna be like 9/11 for gay people who got bullied in middle school

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

i know i repeat this ad nauseam a lot but i really really really hate "right-wingers/conservatives can't make good art" as a talking point. at best it's indicative of a type of combined US-centrism and presentism where people can't imagine 'conservative' as anything other than modern day MAGA, at worst its a sign of wilful refusal to engage with the history of literally any artform whatsoever

does anyone actually think talking about the weather is bad small talk. i love talking about the weather. i would talk about the weather with my closest friend and im going to talk about it with YOU 🫵

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵