T E M P O R A L * P O L I C E

// eight years ago how was i supposed to know i’d watch this show and be completely ruined by one of the most universally hated characters in it?

dan: will it make you proud of me me: will this episode ever nOT MAKE ME SOB WHAT THE FUCK

//if you give a faraday a guy.......

dan: you sound like my mother widdy: that’s because we’re old friends ;)

//okay but remember my incredible headcanon that charles would send eloise theater, dance, and opera tickets in the mail. no note. no other correspondence. and she would either go or she wouldn’t. they would meet at the seats, not speak until intermission-- and then only engage in on topic chatter about the performance, and at the end, they would part ways. and that was it. for years.

//ok but did widdy tell eloise he was going to visit dan or did he tell her after the fact?

//can you believe that even after everything dan had faith that his mom could save them?

everyone after watching the variable: I HATE ELOISE me after watching the variable: brb im sobbing over my broken 70 year old daughter

//do i hate myself enough to watch the variable while i pack?

//catch me living alone of that server like desmond did in the hatch for a couple weeks