I Was Put On This Earth To Fight God

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

when something should be common knowledge im gonna start sayin "this is playstation ONE man"

like this is not even playstation 2 we're talking playstation one

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

Ive been so back from overs that were so that you couldnt fathom

dude turn on music. any album