dysphoria

getting older is scary can i stop

omfg so I was in starbucks today waiting in line to get a goddamn frappuccino and I saw this girl on tumblr and long story short she went on her blog and I got her url. so I used her url as my name and when they called my “name” I swear she jumped out of her fucking underwear. and she was like looking around and I thought she started twitching and I just walked the fuck out laughing

why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is

THEY DID TIER 15

I DONT GET IT

i would explain it but it’s too much to explain srry

If you don’t get this, you had a deprived childhood.

This is the reason my life is so fucked up.

do you know how many suns i’ve destroyed because of this ?

holy shit why am i laughing so hard

dude this isn’t even funny why am i giggling

shit i found this in my archives and i’m laughing again no sTOP