Coming to you LIVE, from the long bacon store!

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Today I held the door for a little year seven boy and I went "Ladies first" and he went "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLAG" and I went "oh"

@demilypyro

I cant believe anyone at all has an opinion on Pomni in Fortnite. Having an opinion on Pomni in Fortnite is the mind killer. Pomni in Fortnite is for bisexual tweens and I concern myself with the matters of adults like Sandwich in my Stomach. Or Naruto in Fortnite.

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

i go to the ytp tennis bar and order the usu. the usuasusual. bart- orders the Snoopingas. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of bart-. i pick it up (hey!), and set it back down, and i pick it up, and set it back down, and i raise it-and set it back down, all of this while pea-ing and gradually accelerating until i have finished. *cartoon splat sfx* i repeatedly drink bart-s drink until bart- sets me on FIRE!! *crackling* my favorite waaw to spend a frirfday evenineve. …veve.

y y y i go to the ytp siis bar? *long pause* to order the bartender to set me on FIRE!! The bartender iS Snoop *snoop dog smoke weed song distorted* i pick the PINGAS up (hey!), and set it on FIRE!! *tf2 pyro happy noises* llAll of this while bartender Snoop gradually accelerating and ♪it's the wall, hit the wall!♪ *cartoon splat sfx 3 times, last paulstretched* waw waw waaaw way to drink aT the ytp siis bar on a friirf evenev lAl

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

One of the funniest things to me about chapter 2 Ralsusie is how Ralsei wanted to teach Susie healing magic, and in return (because she's very grateful but refuses to show it) Susie thinks "ah, yes, now I have to teach you something equally as important as healing skills. It has to be something that you can give good use to. I'm going to teach you... sarcasm... And also how to do an uwu voice."