Coming to you LIVE, from the long bacon store!

I cant believe anyone at all has an opinion on Pomni in Fortnite. Having an opinion on Pomni in Fortnite is the mind killer. Pomni in Fortnite is for bisexual tweens and I concern myself with the matters of adults like Sandwich in my Stomach. Or Naruto in Fortnite.

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

i go to the ytp tennis bar and order the usu. the usuasusual. bart- orders the Snoopingas. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of bart-. i pick it up (hey!), and set it back down, and i pick it up, and set it back down, and i raise it-and set it back down, all of this while pea-ing and gradually accelerating until i have finished. *cartoon splat sfx* i repeatedly drink bart-s drink until bart- sets me on FIRE!! *crackling* my favorite waaw to spend a frirfday evenineve. …veve.

y y y i go to the ytp siis bar? *long pause* to order the bartender to set me on FIRE!! The bartender iS Snoop *snoop dog smoke weed song distorted* i pick the PINGAS up (hey!), and set it on FIRE!! *tf2 pyro happy noises* llAll of this while bartender Snoop gradually accelerating and ♪it's the wall, hit the wall!♪ *cartoon splat sfx 3 times, last paulstretched* waw waw waaaw way to drink aT the ytp siis bar on a friirf evenev lAl

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

One of the funniest things to me about chapter 2 Ralsusie is how Ralsei wanted to teach Susie healing magic, and in return (because she's very grateful but refuses to show it) Susie thinks "ah, yes, now I have to teach you something equally as important as healing skills. It has to be something that you can give good use to. I'm going to teach you... sarcasm... And also how to do an uwu voice."

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

Oh my god it’s back

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

What's little buddy doing?

It’s probably a female digging a burrow for her eggs :)

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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for those who don't watch game changer the context of this is that vic, as part of their attempt to do a challenge on this game show, decided to steal from sam's home, which resulted in them losing points

I dont think I get whats happening, what did vic do?

so basically what happened was they're on a game show and sam gave them a challenge and what vic did as part of their attempt to complete that challenge was they robbed sam's home, but instead of this getting them points they had a point deducted from their score because sam did not think vic robbing his home was good

wait so why did vic's points get deducted?

because they robbed sam's house which sam decided was not in line with what he wanted the contestants to do with this challenge

yeah that's what vic thought too which is why they robbed sam's home. didn't work out though because they lost a point for it

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

He was a slaver, he wouldn't deserve any honorifics

*Welcome back, mister bitch