Half of a Whole

She’s an attorney, goddamn you. Show a little respect.

I almost prefer the priest over those twins.

With all due respect, ma’am, who exactly are you?

Why are you like this.

You’re deflecting.

Go back to your circlejerk, you evangelical clusterfuck

You aren’t making your cause look any better. It’s so clear the Devil has taken hold over your soul, I can help you to repent.

I’d rather go sleep with my Scottish boyfriend, thanks.

Neither of us need anything from you or your kind. 

Then enjoy the fires of Hell.

Go back to your circlejerk, you evangelical clusterfuck

You aren’t making your cause look any better. It’s so clear the Devil has taken hold over your soul, I can help you to repent.

I’d rather go sleep with my Scottish boyfriend, thanks.

Go back to your circlejerk, you evangelical clusterfuck

You aren’t making your cause look any better. It’s so clear the Devil has taken hold over your soul, I can help you to repent.

dicks out 4 jesus

My father can help you curb these truly sinful desires of yours for only a few small monthly payments. Would you like his pamphlet?

no thnks bro ill just go get my bf 

dawg im so high idek where my phone is lol

You’re hopeless.

dicks out 4 jesus

My father can help you curb these truly sinful desires of yours for only a few small monthly payments. Would you like his pamphlet?

no thnks bro ill just go get my bf 

dicks out 4 jesus

My father can help you curb these truly sinful desires of yours for only a few small monthly payments. Would you like his pamphlet?

Masturbation is a sin.

ok but dawg it wont go away otherwise

What? The sinful thoughts? Under Christ you can have the strength to banish any evil.

Please don’t attach such blasphemy to my posts.

Masturbation is a sin.

ok but dawg it wont go away otherwise

What? The sinful thoughts? Under Christ you can have the strength to banish any evil.

Very strapping, sir.

Thank you, Mr. Graham. I will be seeing you and your family over the Summer.

Will you? How lovely, sir. I presume you’ll be joining us at the beach house?

Very strapping, sir.