A Z U R E

☄: What would your muse wish upon a star for?

♒: How often does your muse bath?

☺: What is something that’ll make your muse happy?

☹: What is something that’ll make your muse sad?

✎: Does your muse have a good education?

✝: What are your muse’s religious belief(s)?

✍: What is your muse’s handwriting like?

⁈: What is something that’ll startle your muse?

☁: What is your muse’s ideal weather?

♡: What is your muse’s ideal date?

“You look a lot like my next partner.”

“Are you coffee? Because I like you a latte.”

“If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?”

“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

“I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together.”

“So do you have a name or can I call you mine?”

“Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”

“They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?”

“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”

“Do you have life alert? Because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.”

“Do you know what my/your shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.”

“Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?”

“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body.”

“I hope you know CPR because you took my breath away!”

“You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence?”

“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”

“i have depression, karen.”

“step the fuck up, kyle.”

“spoopy”

“is that a marijuana? in my good christian suburbs?”

“wow, what a dad.”

“what are thooose?”

“go back to sleep and starve.”

“[slams oven door rhythmically]”

“i said, whoever threw that, your mom’s a ho.”

“catch me outside”

“wake me up. wake me up insiiiiiide (can’t wake up).”

“mmm whatcha say”

“never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”

“tfw no gf”

“girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”

“[looks into the camera like in the office]”

“if your name is ___ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hands”

“kazooo”

“when will they return from the skeleton war?”

“sorry sweaty :)”

“brother may i have some oats”