"Teeth are expendable & so are you!"

is there a way to dispose of my entire body? i’m quite tired of it and would like a refund, i have the receipt

Ah how lovely to see you again, I've recently acquired an allotment of ears and I'm not entirely sure what to use them for, do you have any suggestions? Could I trade them in for something else?

I get so excited when I see you are back. I recently picked up some cuttlebones from one of your locations and DIY'd myself some new kneecaps!!! I can run better than ever and it's all thanks to you!! Much love! Xoxo

Is your refrigerator running?

Yo I got four wisdom teeth I don't need, freshly pulled. Think I could trade em in for something?

is it possible to replace skin with snail teeth? and have a feathered starfish asa tongue? askin for a bro

Oh it's a deal baby. I'm gonna jump on that like stomach acid on steel!

Will your Leg Accelerators help me run like the 6 million dollar man?

how can i get rid of my breasts? do i put em on a choppin block and wait or

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Good morrow, teeth co.! It seems that I have misplaced my armpits, do you have any suggestions on what I should use as a replacement? You always have the best deals.

Uh oh!

co teeth? become tied i tongue. words my up all are mixed. replacement a i get can?

When rearranging my face this morning, i confused my eyes with my ears and now they’re stuck. Do you have any recommendations on how to remedy this?

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