a living hell is, after all, still living

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

guys not to alarm anyone but i feel like lamarque is ill and fading fast

fuck

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

You have to have at least one op who’s like you but evil. Your narrative foil op if you will

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

(hasn’t inventoried my spices in a while) ohhh i got plany of thyme