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~*Monster Hunter NDS Giveaway*~

So, in the spirit of my coming out as genderqueer, I thought “what better way to commemorate this day than to give my shitty custom-built Monster Hunter DS Lite to one of my followers?” And so, here we are.

“But Angelo, how do we give this horrible contraption a good home?” Glad you asked, but how’d you get into my bed?

Anyway, the contest! As you may have noticed, I’m in need of a new URL, since vegansanfranCISHET no longer fully applies ;) First person to craft a new URL that tickles my fancy wins!

General tips to winning me over: puns, inclusion of the word ‘vegan’, general flattery, anything to do with kale or seitan, and invocations of my almighty radness are always appreciated.

Simply reblog this post with your URL suggestion and/or pickup line and I’ll pick my fav by July 1st. This contest is for followers only, so make sure you’re following before reblogging! As for distribution of the prize, I’ll ship outside the US, but would ask the winner to pay shipping. Cool? Cool.

Looking forward to the submissions!