im teddy. i make uquizzes

call me holy trinity the way I father a son in his hole n ghost

I have been hacked.

How did he sneak a homemade blunderbuss up behind a high profile politician in the middle of the day like that? Was he in a cartoon burglar outfit and tip toeing?

i finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?

Queen stuff

“oh really? you will teach me how to speak russian? u better bring that caviar and vodka, sweetie!”

go in my inbox and describe me im terms of “op literally ____ but go off i guess”

Hey just so y’all know sometimes on quizzes people say they want to be my friend or something like that and guys. PLEASE dm me I promise I’m not scary

case in point my girlfriend had to convince me over text that eating a whole can of cheese whiz would not, in fact help me overcome mild lactose intolerance. i did it and she was right 

here it is!

link here

have fun kids!