brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme
âI kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.â
âYou canât handle the me!â
âForget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because itâs true.â
âThe English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so Iâm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.â
âYay, enemies for life!â
âItâs the most fun day of the year, something you wouldnât understand because youâre not programmed to feel joy.â
âAlmost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then Iâm like, âboobs, farts, boobs, whatever.ââ
âHe is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!â
âI cannot believe that Iâm considering a non-violent option.â
âIâm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.â
âBlink twice if youâd like me to mercy kill you.â
âI feel like Iâm the Paris of people.â
âMy mother cried when I was born because she knew that sheâd never be better than me.â
âI am flummoxed! Thatâs a word I learned for this party, and I am it!â
âNo staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.â
âIâm fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and donât say anything.â
âThe greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.â
âChop-chop. Thereâs plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.â
âWhatâs the safest way to set a car on fire?â
âSpace is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!â
âFear is a powerful aphrodisiac.â
âUgh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?â
âHey, you like spaghetti? And weed?â
âI mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, thatâs right, âcause it threatens death!â
âThatâs right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.â
âGuaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.â
âCan we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.â
âYeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!â
âTurn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.â
âDonât give candy to a baby! They canât brush their teeth!â
âThe inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. Itâs like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.â
âBut seriously, whatâs your favourite Jay-Z song?â
âShhhhhâŚturn off your mouth sirenâŚâ
âYou look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.â