not as gay as phoenix wright

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

please don’t use oreos as mascara elf has mascara for $1

kaptain-kandy this fucking child

does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer

whats cooler than being cool?

financial stability

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

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i just threw up this is so precious 

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Sssshhhhh he’s cured

that was wild from start to finish