me driving on the freeway: *going 50 mph*
marina playing: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE
me: *speeds up to 160 mph towards a cliff*

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@teawithlychee
me driving on the freeway: *going 50 mph*
marina playing: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AND WHO I WANT TO BE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHY I WALK AND TALK LIKE A MACHINE
me: *speeds up to 160 mph towards a cliff*

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The best boy. (via ashleenn_)
“i’m an adult” i tell myself while laughing to the point of tears at “fartty”
i raise you
• unlike many mammals,
• bears.
• can see.
• in colour.

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i never thought i would say this about a fish but wow what an asshole
Science side of tumblr, can I get an explanation?
@elodieunderglass
(Science lecturer voice) and here we observe a fish just being a real jerk
Student: but why
Me: asshole behavior is a conserved trait in chordates
i have two moods, there’s nothing between
If Onew tells you to not give up YOu DONT FUcKinG GIve uP
movie tropes that will never get old to me:
a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
fourth wall breaking
“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
“fuck you” “well if you insist”
#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)
character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X
the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
the “hands go down” trope
example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*
how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

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NCTzens rn 🍒💣
Me: *is sad*
Nct: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
Me: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
“The floor is listening to the game tutorial and knowing how to play” Arin:
ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-
real estate agent: chill, its me.
ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.
real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
that thing yugbam do when they talk shit with each other is the realest thing ever LMAO

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*MANSAE starts playing* Friend 1: girl… don’t start… Friend 2: we’re in public! Me: