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pronouns: he/him
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INTRO
LOOK UPON ME AND WEAP DO GOODERS FOR IT IS I JOHN OTIS OF
ME AND MY MANY KNIVED RATATAS SHALL WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR ECONOMY TREMBLE IN FEAR!
Age:11
pronouns: he/him
cannot math

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Goooood morning Rotomblr! how we feeling today?
There have been many changes taking place in Lumiose City. They are making it more Pokemon-friendly.
...At the expense of the citizens' peace of mind.
Interesting! Can't say I'm well-versed in kalosian poltics enough to give any input though
do the citizens not get a say in how the town is developed?
Majority of the citizens, who are youngsters, are completely fine with the idea. They barely ask us these days before making changes.
As a 'youngster' living in Lumiose, I am genuinely interested as to what you think the problems are with the proposed redevelopment plans. I do believe them to be beneficial for both the people and PokƩmon in the city.
For Arc's sake, you don't want kids battling at night after you've had a long day, and you're trying sleep.
And what's with the Patrats?
this gives me an idea;
are the patrats unionised? and do they have knives?
I need to follow more Rotomblrs. Spice up my dash with some more variety. RB THIS POST IF IT REACHES YOU and i'll send some asks and traction etc your way, investigate your blorbos.
Nevermind
There are now five human embodiments of Constructs taking me out for milkshakes in the middle of the night
WOOH FRIENDSHIP YEAHHHHHHHH!
. You know
There are just some things
You don't have the energy to deal with
These things can be different for everyone
I think that for me something I don't have the energy to deal with is six people at the door who are mumbling to each other in a now-dead language about meeting their "Chosen" and hoping said Chosen likes the snacks they brought
That sucks man, Iāve got some bazooka shells spare if you wanna blow them up or smthn? Oh and melon bread, this shit is delicious, im not sure if itās because itās amazing or because the only other thing Iāve been eating is potato mochi and foraged shit, ooooooooh what if you poisoned their snacks
Oh but then you wouldnāt be able to eat them⦠darn

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Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh, one beep is yes two beeps is no can you understand me?
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Damn that sucks fighting for a cause you donāt believe in against the only people who give a shit about you,⦠it doesnāt have to end like that you could go down with them or smthn, you know die fighting or live crying or something? Hell Iāll even Pelliper you a bazooka rocket!! @teamrocketboy
He will not die.
He would not let me die.
Who wouldnāt let you die?
Lord Ghetsis.
You donāt need to die, neither does he, you just need to fight, fight for what you believe in for once not the shit somebody else is shilling
Death would be preferable to what he would do.
ā¦. What if you ran?
Damn that sucks fighting for a cause you donāt believe in against the only people who give a shit about you,⦠it doesnāt have to end like that you could go down with them or smthn, you know die fighting or live crying or something? Hell Iāll even Pelliper you a bazooka rocket!! @teamrocketboy
He will not die.
He would not let me die.
Who wouldnāt let you die?
Lord Ghetsis.
You donāt need to die, neither does he, you just need to fight, fight for what you believe in for once not the shit somebody else is shilling
Damn that sucks fighting for a cause you donāt believe in against the only people who give a shit about you,⦠it doesnāt have to end like that you could go down with them or smthn, you know die fighting or live crying or something? Hell Iāll even Pelliper you a bazooka rocket!! @teamrocketboy
He will not die.
He would not let me die.
Who wouldnāt let you die?

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Whatās that weird bike thing thd Daimler rotogen or smthn? Also whatās this about killing? Can I join in? I have a bazooka and knives!!! Oh and aketchi has a sword⦠not exactly sure what we should do with that, but apparently heās the rightful king of galar now,
@teamrocketboy
ITS THE FIRST MOTORCYCLE EVER!!!
Hmmm well I did feel particularly enraged when I heard that Lysandre guy speaking and he reminded me way too much of Something so thhhheoretically I wouldnāt deny aid taking out the trash, considering I do have my guns with me. (Beretta M1934 and Beretta 412 if anyone cares I know some people like guns like I like cars :-) )
YOUāRE FRIENDS WITH A KING? Wow you must be super important! Uh. Iām friends with. With a⦠Rich. Guy. Normal rich guy. Coolest person Iām friends with!
Oh no aketchis my bidoof! Wich is like a brown small cute thing, it goes bidoof!! And I taped a bazooka to him to make him more dangerous!! ALSO YOU HAVE GUNS!?!?! CAN I HAVE SOME?!? I PROMISE I WONT ROB A BANK WITH IT
for the first five days that is
Also! I suppose I should introduce myself
LOOK UPON ME AND WEEP DOGOODERS FOR IT IS I
THE AMAZING JOHN OTIS OF
Thank you to all of those who attended the executions today. The Communal Execution was excellent as always.
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The Grunts wear masks, covering their lower faces, eyes blocked out by the hats. For those who lost their coverings in the scuffle, they have their faces politely censored. Everybody, save for the man, is nothing but the uniform they were and the bit they took. All are given the honour of facelessness, except for the man.
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Oooooooooooh
Poor fella
Oooooooooh who you getting advice from is it ghetsy-boy? The ghost of your past, ooooooh or maybe whoever your puppet master is, I dunno thatās why Iām asking!!
Iām no prince detective lol
@teamrocketboy
It's Lord Ghetsis.
Ghetsy boyo
Ghetsers
Goopy Ghetsy
Im insulting goopy-sis by calling him stupid names,
Itās quite fun you should try it!!!
That's dangerous.
Not my fault your a coward
Oooooooooh who you getting advice from is it ghetsy-boy? The ghost of your past, ooooooh or maybe whoever your puppet master is, I dunno thatās why Iām asking!!
Iām no prince detective lol
@teamrocketboy
It's Lord Ghetsis.
Ghetsy boyo
Ghetsers
Goopy Ghetsy
Im insulting goopy-sis by calling him stupid names,
Itās quite fun you should try it!!!
Oooooooooh who you getting advice from is it ghetsy-boy? The ghost of your past, ooooooh or maybe whoever your puppet master is, I dunno thatās why Iām asking!!
Iām no prince detective lol
@teamrocketboy
It's Lord Ghetsis.
Ghetsy boyo
Ghetsers
Goopy Ghetsy

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sooooooooo who are the fella's your killing at Opoloid?
@teamrocketboy
A group that attempted to mine through the ice. It was agony.
That is just to make things easier to walk through.
Opelucid City is a sacred place. The ice is alive and not to be broken.
How could it be alive? Connected to kyurem or regice perhaps. But even then it wouldn't be alive since they can both live without it.
One slugma and that place is melting
It is connected to us. With the amount of life lost in a single place and the technology enhancing our capabilities, we began to become connected to the ice we created. We are ice incarnate. We feel it now like it is our bodies. The Construct became immobile, too large to leave Opelucid City and absorbing it and the bodies that once inhabited it into the Glaciers. We are capable of killing anything that steps on the ice, sprawling into other regions. The world as a whole is rarely ever above zero degrees.
Nothing can melt the ice.
OOOOOOOOH COOL SUPERWEAPON!!!!
But what do your PokƩmon think of that? I doubt they all celebrate being fucking frozen to death or smthn
Stop brining them up.
Why? Thatās the whole point of this afterall? Your liberating PokĆ©mon from us or so and so, surely youād listen to the PokĆ©mon your liberating
sooooooooo who are the fella's your killing at Opoloid?
@teamrocketboy
A group that attempted to mine through the ice. It was agony.
That is just to make things easier to walk through.
Opelucid City is a sacred place. The ice is alive and not to be broken.
How could it be alive? Connected to kyurem or regice perhaps. But even then it wouldn't be alive since they can both live without it.
One slugma and that place is melting
It is connected to us. With the amount of life lost in a single place and the technology enhancing our capabilities, we began to become connected to the ice we created. We are ice incarnate. We feel it now like it is our bodies. The Construct became immobile, too large to leave Opelucid City and absorbing it and the bodies that once inhabited it into the Glaciers. We are capable of killing anything that steps on the ice, sprawling into other regions. The world as a whole is rarely ever above zero degrees.
Nothing can melt the ice.
OOOOOOOOH COOL SUPERWEAPON!!!!
But what do your PokƩmon think of that? I doubt they all celebrate being fucking frozen to death or smthn