Necrofantasia

my I ❤️ WOMAN SUFFERING (IN A FETISH WAY, NOT A MISOGYNIST WAY) shirt is raising questions obviously answered by the shirt

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

Yeah dude fuck you too.

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

the nintendo switch's primary purpose is to be a background prop in furry porn

i literally can’t believe the way people used to lust after benedict cumberbatch on here

you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert

bring back his corpse it livened up the place

The raptors one is the most painful one for me they literally had a dinosaur playing basketball in their logo maybe the coolest thing in the fucking world and they were like let's get rid of him

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁