DR. RICK TRAGER

Whatever! Once I get my hands on you, you’ll sell yourself. 😉

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️

You sure about that? One-hundred percent sure? Y’know, I’ll add a little something onto your salary if you change your mind! 😉 Blaire said hello, but he’s not completely sober, don’t count on him to recall the weekend when he’s back, heh! I’ve made sure of that. The playlist’s a great soundtrack for all the action, thanks, sweetheart.

Y’know, I try to keep hush-hush about this, you gotta work smart to keep the whole system working breezy and all… if anyone asks, it’s because I’m passionate about the whole thing, yes, extremely passionate. But between you and me, my favorite part of business is the money!

Still here, buddy, don’t think you’ll get away that easy. Just a busy work week! 😉

Thanks for dealing with the little mishap. I swear, the world is so sensitive nowadays, you can’t have a good old-fashioned weekend. Did you know doctors used to prescribe the stuff? Keeps you merry, working hard, trust me. You should give it a go with me sometime. Maybe it’ll help with the Pilates sessions. ;)

Oh you’ll repay me, alright. Come down to the castle and I’ll give you a free checkup as well.

Well, actually, I’ve always been interested, always had surgeon’s manuals next to my playboy mags as a kid and oh, when video started making the rounds and they started recording their work, I got real hot and bothered! But, y’know, my daddy said to me, “buddy, don’t go to medical school, doctors are on the wrong side of litigation.” and he was always right. So, I didn’t… but there’s so many routes into professional surgery nowadays, that didn’t matter at all. 😉

“But, let’s just say they help me see all the little details; surgeons need to have a precise cut, y’know. Ruining my prize would be… well, entirely counterproductive, wouldn’t it? Like selling… broken fine china. And I wouldn’t want people to think I’m some sort of rip-off merchant, no, no: it’s less effort on my end when it comes to stuff that sells itself.” He winked.

Now aren’t you all just a bunch of little charmers, huh? I guess one wouldn’t hurt! As long as I can do something of my own afterwards. No skin off your back, I promise!

All I get in this damn place is lies spread on my name! No one respects the hard-working, intelligent man anymore. Although Blaire and I have had some great times… I’ll tell you that much.

Borrow my card? Alright, buddy, now you’re asking for a little physicality… not that I can’t afford it, of course. Oh, I can afford it. In fact, yeah, you can buy a bouncy castle… pocket change. No skin off my back, that’s for sure!

Never heard of it! It might surprise you, but I’ve never been much of a movie guy… real life entertains me enough. So much to do, so much to see. 😉 but maybe I’ll put it on tonight.

We’d have real eventful nights and make a fat load of cash during our lifelong marriage. 👍

Sure should, buddy! It seems like some people in this company need to reevaluate our end goal, here; trying to turn you away was just unfair. Y’know, we really care about our patients here. Always dedicated to intaking more 😉

As long as you’re sharing. ;) The COLA is coming right up!