The Stolen Catering Truck

Now, this has no basis in canon, but the mental image of Ben making Riley go and get McDonalds with his dad's money after he complains he's hungry in the backseat is very funny to me.

Riley also had some pizza (still warm, I think)

You're so right, I am a liar and a fool

Area 51? Nah, I’m all about Page 47.

Women want scrolls from the Library of Alexandria

“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay????? i’m an internationally-renowned art thief????? and tonight i’m here to rob you????

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.