None of these men are straight

i would like to point out that all the things they list by name in that post are things featured in halloween and smissmas updates. Though the fact they’ve made a blog post at all is something, the tf2 team isn’t known for communicating, and the ‘who knows what else?!’ sounds promising. 

Okay I try to not give these people the time of day genuinely but when I go thru my follower list to block a bunch of transphobes it is honestly SO funny how many radfems are super into those stupid "fem merc" designs. Yknow, the super sexualized, hyperfeminine sfm models that remove all muscle, body fat, and signs of aging and physical labor from these characters and turn them into Sexy Boobs White Woman With Ponytail #3289 designed by straight men for straight men. Yknow, feminism

ideal fem Merc designs look no different from their male counterparts. Maybe they have slightly less body hair occasionally

soldier officiates for his own wedding by switching his helmet out for one of those tall cross-covered pope hats and walking to the priest's stand or whatever evry few seconds. instead of reading from the bible, he reads from the poorly-photocopied US constitution, on which scout has scribbled out some of the words and written his own contributions. thus, at the altar, soldier announces that his butt is big and smelly and he likes to smell his own butt. a collective hush falls ovre the audience. zhanna is in awe of his delicate, eloquent manipulation of the english language. afterwards they both try to dramatically dip-kiss each other and just end up falling over on top of each other. there are few survivors

I hate stirring the pot on here but also I don't think any tf2 man would listen to hyperpop

Scout tf2 isn't listening to breakcore for his adhd Scout tf2 made his mom buy him an mp3 of Tone Deaf by Eminem and he's almost thirty years old

Can we get this post to two million notes

The voice actor’s Search For The Sandvich series means everything to me

Play the Shitty Games that Suck Ass.