@tealjaws

i'm gonna miss william eklund for the rest of my life

LET'S GO CAROLINA. EUTHANIZE THEM.

carolina i don't even go here but this is sooo sensual of you

every sports commentator that isn't randy hahn is so grating

EUTHANIZE THEM, CAROLINA

never in my cruelest nightmares did i even consider that there'd be a time in my life that i'd look at tomas hertl and feel the absence of joy but i guess there comes a time in every man's life that he must choose to run into the arms of his rival and don their neonatal baby shit glitter

I'M POPPING COORS CANS LIKE CHAMPAGNE GIVE EM HELL YOU FROSTY FUCKERS

SOMEONE PUT THEM DOWN KILL THEM WITH FIRE SEND THEM TO THE GULAG THIS IS INSUFFERABLE AND YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT

i don't even Go Here™ but i wanted to stop by and say that, no matter the result of this contest, the mammoth have the better colors and mascot and overall vibes and i hope someone gives clayton keller a loaded m20 bazooka before each shift

your honor my client is innocent free him