dammit,,..

They’re putting Beatles music in anything these days. They’re putting it in the space movie where Ryan gosling falls in love with a rock. People are gonna try to tell you Ryan gosling and the rock have a platonic even slightly parental relationship and to that I say: then why did he have so much chemistry with the rock? And why was Paul McCartney’s jaunty gay nostalgia tune “Two of Us” in it when Ryan gosling actually wait PROJECT HAIL MARY SPOILERS‼️ when Ryan gosling chose to abandon life on earth so he could save the rock? Because he’s gay? Because he’s in gay love with the rock? #mclennon

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.