Tea-Toot

More documentation of Boot Tea’s depravity.

Says the war criminal

The consumption of enemy troops on the battle field should not be considered a war crime. I was wrongly convicted

Um boss sorry to trouble you, but um the laser... the aaaaaah yes the super awesome one, it take like 20 minutes to charge up, and also it trips a breaker if the baptismal soup warmer is also plugged in.

FUCK

The baptism what now

yk I should have known the autism test would come up positive when they asked me to list as many animals as I could and I just started listing varieties of sharks

I arranged all the toys by size and category in the waiting room while they interviewed my parents

God that sounds so fun can someone pay me to do that

No. However, you can get paid to organize towels at a retail store if you so wish.

More documentation of Boot Tea’s depravity.

My new goal is to jail @boot-tea and @teaboot for being gay

I’ll hit you with my cane

Stop fucking liking this post it’s been almost a year and suddenly i’ve been getting at least one notification every day about it I don’t even remember making the og post

My new goal is to jail @boot-tea and @teaboot for being gay

I’ll hit you with my cane

Stop fucking liking this post it’s been almost a year and suddenly i’ve been getting at least one notification every day about it I don’t even remember making the og post

My new goal is to jail @boot-tea and @teaboot for being gay

you spiral and leave for TWO MONTHS.

Touch

My new goal is to jail @boot-tea and @teaboot for being gay

I’ll hit you with my cane

cover it in stickers first

Uni is so fucking funny because wdym I met and became friends with someone in real life whose eyes dawned with horrified recognition when I mentioned I had a tumblr blog called boot-tea

what the fuck why did you not inform us immediately

genghis khan x joe biden smut

I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

Shit do I have to become a Taylor swift fan to counter this

no just find something he likes to equally hate as much as he hates taylor stig

Why are you helping him, child?.. Don't you despise Boot Tea? I do as well, but...

don’t blow my cover i’m feeding him false information

I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

once for a therapy exercise i had to rewrite a taylor swift song so i wrote sometimes i feel like everyone is a hetero baby and im a homo on a hill