Random Thoughts

I couldn’t sleep last night because I realized that if you die your internet friends don’t actually know that you are dead. They are just waiting for you to reconnect.

I want to find a guy who I can trust like I trust my eyebrow lady. Does this sound weird ‘cause I think it’s reasonable.

Life is a beautiful lie and death is a painful truth.

Today I was eating with my friends in school and we were talking some random shit about potatoes like are you supposed to peel them or not. Then we changed the subject about prom dates and first impressions and one of my friends just stares me in the eyes and says “ you looked like the biggest bitch but you are actually really nice” and all my other friends just agreed by mumbling or nodding their head. True friends.

Life is fair because it is unfair to everybody.

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut the hell up even when they are not talking or is it just me ?

When doctors say that the reason to someone’s death was being too old, they only say that because they don’t know the illness.