You’re walking in FR, there’s no one around, and your terribly bored. Out of the corner of your eye you spot them. (unnamed exalts)
They’re following you, about 30 feet back. They’re getting angry and gaining on you! (unnamed exalts)
You’re looking for your lair, but you’re all turned around. They’re almost upon you now and you can see there’s no name above them! My god there’s no name anywhere!
Running for your life, from unnamed exalts!
They’re brandishing their claws, unnamed exalts!
Lurking in the shade, horribly ugly unnamed exalts!
Living in the dark, unnamed exalts!
Killing named dragons, unnamed exalts!
Every unnamed exalt!
Now it’s calm, and you seem to have lost them,
but you’re also lost in Shadowbinder’s land.
Stranded with little murderers, you creep silently through the Tangled Wood
Aha! In the distance, a small lair with a light on! You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! Ah, it’s caught in a pool of goo!
Gnawing off your leg, dragons, dragons
Limping to the lair, dragons, dragons
Now you’re in the cave, sitting inside, unnamed exalts!
Sharpening their claws, but they don’t hear you enter!
You’re sneaking up behind them- Strangling all the unnamed exalts!
Fighting for your life with unnamed exalts!
Wrestling a scythe, from unnamed exalts!
Stab it in their kidneys…
Safe at last from unnamed exalts.
You limp back through the Tangled Wood, blood oozing from your stumped leg
But you’ve won. You have beaten…unnamed exalts.
I’ve spent some amount of time in the archives of DR, and I just felt - strongly - that this needed to be shared with DR again.
Thank you, Erik Anon. Thank you.
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